February 2012
124 posts
When you give someone a long ass explanation &... →
I’ve had friends like this, where they had permanent blonde moments 24/7
Two words: so. Annoying.
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
You:
Them:
Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
STR8UP
